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Yeah, I know Roger's got that tattoo. What

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? It's not disturbing at all. When a 40

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year old man gets his first tattoo, it sounds

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like it sounds like the plot line for wild hogs

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to starring tim Allen is Aaron Rodgers. But believe

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it or not, that was not the worst decision

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in the NFL over the last, I don't know

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, 50 years or so. So if you'll indulge

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me right now, I've got a very special edition

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of the hot sauce, I'm gonna go do G

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M. F. E. So I'm doing one

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more hot sauce before I get on that bird.

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And we will start with the mild but flavorful.

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And let's stay with the NFL draft. There's a

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lot of, there's no shortage Of peppers we could

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roast here, but let's talk about the 1989 NFL

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draft crackers. You had the second overall pick,

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Hall of Famer, You guys Hall of Famer Hall

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of Famer Hall of Fame, how did you whip

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so poorly? How are you a good franchise?

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How do my affairs continue to lose this organization?

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That said Barry Sanders isn't as good as Tony Mandarich

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. You'll be like, oh, Tony Mandarich actually

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did pretty well at the end of his career.

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Yeah. For the colts, what do you do

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? Why are they good anyways? Let's go to

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spicy the Seahawks driving in for the winning score in

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the Super Bowl and instead of giving the ball to

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Marshawn lynch. They decided to throw it because why

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not? And we all know how that went down

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, but don't worry. C. O. I

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know Malcolm Butler makes you think it all worked out

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well for you. Got back to the Super Bowl

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? Never. Richard Sherman ends up playing for the

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40 niners, bobby Wagner is gonna be playing there

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for the Rams. Russell Wilson is now in Denver

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all because you chose to throw the football. All

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right, let's go. Three alarm. Oh,

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you're not off the hook. Patriots. Bill Belichick

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and his decision To wear this red hoodie against the

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Giants in Super Bowl 42. And I know that

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Bill Belichick has a lot of things to worry about

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during the day of the game and he's he's never

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struck me as a person who is superstitious, but

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as Michael Scott once said it might be okay to

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be a little stitches and I'm not saying that Belichick

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wearing the red hoodie caused Rodney Harrison's inability to swipe

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the ball from a man from a journeyman receiver,

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making a one handed grab off his helmet. It

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didn't help. It certainly didn't help. Alright,

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and the El diablo the worst decision in NFL history

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just happened, Chicago Mayor, Lori Lightfoot's like,

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we're gonna put a dome over Soldier field. No

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disrespect. This is the dumbest idea I've ever heard

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of Laurie is like that half in rom com.

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That's breaking up. The Bears have already moved on

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. They've got a new partner picked out, but

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she's like, no, we're gonna make some cosmetic

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changes. We're gonna listen when you drove the spaceship

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into the middle of soldier field that was that was

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your one chance. It's now done. We're gonna

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go to Arlington Heights. We're gonna put a stadium

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look if you follow me scotty, there's a stadium

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right here. So Fi stadium. Beautiful building.

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Guess what it was building? It was built where

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an old racetrack once stood, coincidentally the bears are

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trying to do the exact same thing. So let's

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move to Arlington Heights. We'll put up hotels.

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We'll put in a hype train from Sean Berg from

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O'Hare straight to that stadium and we'll be back baby

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. We'll be back unless you know. Sophie doesn't

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have a roof but it has a canopy canopy.

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We need a roof. We need final fours,

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we need a E. W. Main events,

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we need all sorts of stuff. Omar I'm gonna

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take over the office that's out of the auspices of

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the gym.

