I'm sure you're all aware of the Coco Chanel rule
before you leave the house, you take one thing
off. The Ken rule is you put three things
on. Hi, I'm Ryan Gosling if you're a
Ken or you're Ken curious or you're just confused like
I was here, are my top 10 Ken Centrals
to help you tap into your Kenner headband. Preferably
lightening. The headband is important for form and function
. It differentiates between good Ken and bad Ken.
And when you put it on, it sends a
clear signal that it's go time, but it's essential
that someone see you put it on and preferably they
see you put it on from behind too. This
motion is important. You can also achieve this with
a ball cap. You sort of start brim first
eyes cast in shadow, mysterious and then you pick
the moment and when it is go time you reverse
it, now you're a loose can and ready to
fire sunglasses. Ken's got to have at least two
pairs at all times. You want the first pair
to be something that Barbie would also wear. She
needs them for whatever reason you have them at the
ready dark ones are great because they can hide your
sadness. You never wanna risk bumming Barbie out.
That's also why you have a second pair that are
mirrored. So you can reflect Barbie's greatness because that's
really your job, you know, and she can
use them to put on lipstick while you hide your
sadness. So two pairs of sunglasses, clutch Ken
in a box. This is to remind you of
the box that you came in and the box that
the world will happily put you back in. If
you don't Ken as hard as you can every day
outfit and just a reminder of what you do if
you forget he does beach watch is generally the watch
is a symbol that you're busy and you have important
things to do and cool places to be when you're
a Ken, you have none of those things so
cool. So it's even more important for you to
appear that you do. I'm sure you're all aware
of the Coco Chanel rule before you leave the house
, you take one thing off. The Ken rule
is you put three things on this I use for
real World time. This is Barbie Land time and
then I have this one because it tracks the moon's
phases. So you can keep track of the morning
waves. Books are important. Unfortunately, I just
have book, but if you had more than one
, you would have books, books are better,
preferably ones about horses. What can I say?
Books, make people think that you have interests.
And Ken's number one personality trait is just to look
interested in things. Not be interesting. Don't make
that mistake. Ok. That is a slippery slope
. Just look interested. And books are great for
that because you can open them at any time at
any time. You can just Yeah, and look
interested. Interesting. Thanks. My Ken. Ok
. Surfboard. And let me just start this off
by saying my Ken's job is beach. I'm not
surf Ken, I'm beach Ken. And I'm not
claiming to be a Surf Ken. So I don't
want any Surf Kens kind of trolling me in the
comment section. Ok. I'm not claiming to have
any of this sort of spirituality that comes with surfing
any of that insight. I'm just using it for
scale because when you're a human sized kin, that's
very important. And so you need a human sized
surfboard to communicate that scale and you can hold it
. And I've also found that you can also lean
roller blades. This is pretty self explanatory. Mike
Ken. Barbie likes to rollerblade. So he literally
goes nowhere without them. Did you bring your roller
blades? I literally go nowhere without them Ken underwear
. Look, it's just important to have your name
written on your underwear for lots of reasons. I'm
sure your mother's told you that. But most importantly
, it keeps your name in the mix. If
you wear them high. It just keeps your name
out there. It's easy to get lost in the
shuffle. And it's also good because then if Barbie
ever says, hey, is that Ken written on
your underwear, you can say underwear and that's all
you want. You just want to share a moment
with Barbie. A full mink. If you can't
define yourself by your thoughts or experiences or accomplishments.
A foam M can do a lot of the heavy
lifting for you. You don't need any of that
because you're the can in the foam inc. Oh
, I'm happy. Did you know? Thank you
for noticing that it's a horse line. The fanny
pack. Cool thing about this is that you can
have your name written on it in Metallica font.
What's even cooler about this is that you can have
Barbie's essentials inside of one of your essentials. I
think it's good to have a pink mic on hand
. You want toast, Barbie accomplishments of which there
are many all the time. Every good Barbie height
man has a pink mic, you know, a
hanky just in case she breaks a sweat. I've
never seen that happen. You prepare for the worst
and you hope for the best and then, you
know, you kind of have like a statement necklace
, you know, who knows? Maybe one day
you'll get the baddest Barbie in the game to wear
your chain. So that's my top 10 Ken essentials
. Just remember that behind every great Barbie, there's
a Ken who's totally fine with that. Hopefully he's
right behind her in case she needs anything because she
deserves it because she's Barbie and he's just Ken and
he's totally fine with that forever.